By DP Fleming, D Pressing News Senior Staff ReporterAccording to the latest pole taken by D Pressing News, support for the death panel component of President Obama's health care reform proposal has increased to a whopping 82%.
However, that is provided those coming before the panels consist of individuals caught on camera yelling and screaming at recent local town hall meetings.
Elderly senior citizens, also known as, Grandpaws and Grandmaws will be the first executed.
As a cost-saving measure, weapons confiscated from individuals attending town hall meetings will be used to mow down Grandpaw and Grandma in middle school yards across the nation.
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