Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Owners of Flying Saucers Think Obama Will Ban Sales

By DP Fleming, D Pressing News Senior Staff Writer

According to a recent Gallup poll, fifty-six percent of flying saucer owners believe President Obama "will ban the sale of flying saucers in the United States while he is president." The poll's finding may explain reports of increased sales of flying saucers and six-year-old pilots.

New reports suggest that aluminum manufacturers simply cannot keep up with demand, while noting that the president has made no proposal to ban sales of flying saucers or an earlier prototype known as the Jiffy Pop.

Obama's only action to date has been to relax with his family and watch the new Blu-ray version of his favorite movie, "Men in Black".

In September, Obama signed a bill allowing flying saucers to be flown over national parks and deserts. However, the Gallup poll shows that most flying saucer owners believe the President wants to ban their aircraft sales.

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