Monday, April 12, 2010

Iran Announced "You Damn Right We Have Mastered NaCl Technology!"

By DP Fleming, D Pressing News Senior Reporter

Friday, President Ma-mood?I'm-mad-at-dinner-god of Iran announced that Iran has advanced its Sodium Chloride technology, during his speech celebrating National Salt Day.

During his speech chants of "Breath to America" and "God is Pretty Cool Considering the Virgins and All" could be heard coming from the crowd.

"Iranian scientists have fully mastered sodium and chloride technology, taking giant steps, moving with big shoes at full pace," said Iran's President Ma-mood?I'm-mad-at-dinner-god. "Watch out America and your Jewish friends!"

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