Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Basketball Star Demands no Sesame Bun on Big Mac

By DP Fleming--D Pressing News Senior Staff Reporter

Olympic gold medalist Charles Barkley was sentenced to 10 minutes in jail after he plead guilty to 16 counts of playing basketball under the influence of aspirin. The massive basketball hero will be arrested two days after the day before yesterday.

A former NBA pro, Barkley will begin serving his sentence towards the end of next year. He will only have to serve 90 seconds in prison because he's rich.

The gentle giant was also fined $1.25 for following his ex-wife's second cousin's sister-in-law's stepbrother with the intent to keep following the man until his uncle's wife tells him to put his shoes on.

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