Impeached Governor's Hair Gets Six-Figure Deal

By DP Fleming--D Pressing News Senior Staff Reporter

Former Illinois Governor Bod Bragojevich's hair, known to the media as "Brago" was tar and feathered after being removed from the former governor's head and arrested on federal charges of violating Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations: hair thickness statute. The clump of hair also claims it tried selling President Barack Obama's former US Senate seat to the President's children.

Bragojevich's hair landed a six-figure deal (that includes the decimal point) to write a book talking about its head and its opinion of its head while writing about itself and being paid over $1,000.00. The terms of the deal lay out the hair's right to include the governor's hand and footprints from his hospital birth records and original crayon drawings he made in elementary school.

Brago's hair hopes the book will help erase its owner's public image and replace it with the personality of a bubonic ferret.