By DP Fleming--D Pressing News Senior Staff Writer
A man wearing a baboon's anus tattooed to his face claims that chartreuse people with stereo hearing caused the world’s economic crisis. Dressed as a memory stick, Itsucksto B. Mee stood in front of an Ultimate Electronics store in Ballwin yesterday screaming at passing cars and shoppers.
"This crisis was caused by chartreuse people with 7.1 Dolby Surround hearing, who thought they didn't know nothing about everything and less about anything and now show they don't know nothing," Itsucksto said expressing his outrage during a high level financial meeting with a group of plastic bags and a shopping cart.
No comments:
Post a Comment