By DP Fleming--D Pressing News Senior Staff Reporter
A woman resembling Vice President Joe Biden’s daughter Ashley Biden's friend Vickey's nephew's aunt, was caught on video snorting the stuffing from a 20th century couch at a sleepover party in Delaware.
The owner of the tape, lawyer Dumass Lapdance, is trying to sell it for $98.99, however, no one gives a damn about the insane woman.
Ms. Biden's thrice removed friend appears on the video choking, claiming the wads of stuffing are too dry. The video shows her sucking wads of stuffing into her nose with a vacuum cleaner hose.
Ms. Biden was finally able to tell her friend Vicki's nephew's crazy aunt Rose to "stop it" after Ms. Biden removed Secret Service protection. "They refused to stop eating greasy fast food and constantly made stinky," she said.