Saturday, April 11, 2009

15 Percent of Americans Believe Obama From Another Planet

By DP Fleming, D Pressing News Senior Staff Writer

A poll of 125,589 Americans conducted in February revealed that 15 percent think US president Barack Obama is an alien who operates from a temporary base on the dark side of the moon. His ability to communicate with peoples in all parts of our world and his thin "alien like" build, similar to the aliens realistically rendered in the Steven Spielberg movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", have led many to conclude Obama is not a homo sapien.

55 percent of Democrats and 46 percent of Republicans correctly identify that Obama is a human. 13 percent of Republicans and 8 percent of Democrats believed that he is an interplanetary being.

69 percent of respondents with an officially tested IQ below a grilled cheese sandwich incorrectly identified the president's species with 6 percent believing him to be capable of warp-speed travel. Thirty percent of white evangelicals say he is an alien and only 12 percent say he is human. Fifty eight percent believe he uses a high-speed Internet router with a fiber optic circuit to communicate to like beings in other galaxies in other time dimensions.

D Pressing News unequivocally supports the proposition that President Barack Obama is NOT from space.

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