Sunday, April 26, 2009

Republicans Concede Democratic Party Smarter

By DP Fleming--D Pressing News Senior Reporter

Republican National Committee member Ret Phartt says President Obama wants to "pull the U.S. out of the recession and make it fiscally sound while restructuring American society into a true democracy." Phartt and others in the RNC drafted a resolution to rename the Democratic Party "The Party that Makes Sense."

"The proposed resolution will require Democrats to come clean with the American people by renaming themselves The Party That Makes Sense," said Phartt. He compared the change to Walter Mondale's description of President Reagan's "Where's the Beef Buillion?" policies. Republicans known as Fleabooggers marched across the country and held signs supporting the name change.

Pfartt believes RNC chair Mike (Will) Steal will sit at a special committee meeting next month and say things that don't make sense and embarrass himself and the Party again. The GOP began calling Democrats "Sensible" after last election. Rep. Billy Saw Hurog said, "Currently only 17 Republicans in the House make any cents at all."

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