Sunday, March 14, 2010

Rush and Massa Dive

By DP Fleming, D Pressing News Senior Reporter.

After praising the effects of the deep exploratory Massa massages he received during a recent visit to Washington DC, radio commentator Rush Limbaugh, a conservative icon, said that if ex-Representative Eric Massa wants to throw on scuba gear and "go deeper" he's more than ready."

As it turns out, Mr. Massa has quit practicing that technique as well as his famous "snorkel and tickle" method of physical therapy in favor of a new two-man diving ball approach he will begin practicing this spring.

Mr. Limbaugh bought an advanced first-class ticket for an exclusive "cockpit seat" on the maiden voyage of the Massa's U.S.S. Sitzbath. First trip: Costa Rica.


Spidermandel said...

How about a rousing chorus of that old Negro spiritual, "Massa's in the Cold, Cold Ground"? And then a second chorus for the Rush. Deeper and deeper they go.

Dennis Fleming said...


Great idea. I think that will play nicely with what I had planned-- "Don't Massa With Bill", by The Marvelettes.