By DP Fleming, D Pressing News Senior Staff ReporterUltra-Orthodox Jewish rabbis have unveiled a new kosher search engine, dubbed "Oyveygle". The popular search engine Google is restricted because users have been caught accessing images of mixed milk and female flesh, which the rabbis consider pornography.
Oyveygle filters sites selling forbidden items. "If you try to buy something on the Sabbath and you are male, the kosher search engine re-sheaths your shmeckle. Women are traif-slapped in the tuchis by some shmendrik, said Abe Cohen, inventor of the search engine.
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