By DP Fleming, Senior Staff Reporter
The first day of the Obama family outrageously expensive, extravagant, Mumbai-India tour was marred briefly when, for no reason other than to be hospitalized under ObamaCare, 17 policeman, costing American middle-class taxpayers $4,000,000,000 a day, "accidentally" shot each other outside the Taj Hotel.
Fortunately, the First African American Family was attending a private dinner of baby seal steak with salad and green soup made of newly minted $1,000 bills before spending Saturday night in the Taj's private Olympic-size swimming pool overflowing with gold coins.
Assistant Police Inspector Shooda Aimedbetter was rushed to nearby St. George Hospital after gnawing off his bleeding foot and tossing it to an untouchable floating in the Gangrene River. "Of course, he ate it. But, I thought he was dead," Shooda said.
The Obamas are in India November 6th, 2010 to sometime late January, 2013.