Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Cheney Wants To Water Board His Vice President

By DP Fleming--D Pressing News Staff Writer

In a Fox News interview Sunday, President Dick Cheney expressed an interest water boarding his Vice President George Bush for not capturing Osama bin Laden during the final few weeks of the Cheney administration.

President Cheney also questions whether bin Laden is still a tall man. Intelligence has indicated that by remaining so deeply hidden in a cave and surviving on bat guano and his own urine, bin Laden’s leathery skin and upturned nose may make it possible for the terrorist to move about Hollywood as an extra.

Chaney said that Vice President Bush tells him that he failed to capture the terrorist immediately after 9/11 because bin Laden used a unique and unanticipated tactic the administration referred to as “getting the f**k out of town”.

This subversive tactic has been used by al-Qaida network for years and only came to the attention of the United States after the land of the free mistakenly invaded Iraq instead of Iran.

“We got it wrong by one letter. So water-board me,” Cheney said.

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