Thursday, December 18, 2008
One From Column A: Mysterious Tiny Watch
By DP Fleming--D Pressing News Staff Writer
China: Archaeologists excavating a four-hundred-yard Ming dynasty noodle from a site known as the Tomb of Column A say they have discovered a wristwatch with the phrase 'They Kick Me Out of Buffet!' engraved on the back. The watch showed a time of 3:46 PM indicating the individual had been eating lunch for well over three hours.
The archaeologists are puzzled as to the origins of the timepiece as the site has been undisturbed since its creation four weeks ago.
"When we tried remove soil from around coffin, a human arm suddenry dropped out and hit ground like sack of rotten rice," said Jiang Diang Yoodle. "After removing covering soil and examining, we were shocked to see hand held pair of chopstick," said the archaeologist.